Quasimodo, a Locksmith, Watch Batteries & Muscle Relaxant...

So, I've had a pretty bizarre week...
I should share because really friends, my life is not all vacations and happy time.

On top of a very full week of continuous 9 year old questions (not outdated questions, just ones coming from 9 year olds) and crazy behavior, work tasks, planning & grading outside of work hours...always...Uhm, I also had an allergic reaction incident on Monday morning which caused my left eyelid to blow up on one side to the size of, oh say, a marble, and in turn resembling Quasimodo for about 6 hours.
Yesterday I went on a quest to finally get new batteries in 3 of my Disney watches that have been sitting around doing me no good for some months. Target sounded like a logical choice. Nope. They won't do it. So back to my car I went two minutes later only to find that I'd locked my keys in there. Good one. I calmly and with tears in my eyes (because I'm on my period too) pulled out the AAA card in my walet to remedy the situation. While waiting the hour for very nice dude to show up and jimmy my lock open, I decided to walk somewhere else to get these dang batteries changed. After a couple miles, some blisters from my not-so-comfy work sandals, and rejection from the lady at Kohl's, my goal was still unreached. (Later I finally achieved success at Walmart and now my watches are ticking. Oh, and I also went to Home Depot and got two spare car keys made...)
Last night I was at the gym late trying to accomplish some sort of exercise, but was mostly into the Angels vs. Red Sox game. While on the stationary bike, I reacted physically and apparently awkwardly to an outfielders missed catch- which caused my back to go into some sort of spasmed fit. I thought surely it would ware off, but once I was home I couldn't move and had to resort to the supposed illegal (maybe just hard to get) muscle relaxant pill (Thank you Dr.Ali). That knocked me out for 10 hours, and luckily substitute Aunt Pam came to the rescue and taught my class for an hour and half this morning.
Oh and tonight when I was drving home from a class in Salt Lake, I missed my exit...my exit...to my very own home, where I get off everyday.
I'm on a roll.

OH MY GOSH! I had to come back and edit this because I actually forgot to include my late night time spent at the police station on Monday reporting my "hit and run" back bumper damage! Yep a big dent and a large flake of paint missing...happened sometime in the middle of the night Sunday in my condo complex parking lot. Probably the dudes that own the huge trucks with diesel engines that are turning on and off and running for prolonged amounts of time all night long...we haven't been sleeping well.

Never Forget

I <3 New York

Under

On Top

No Towers

9/11/09- Ground Zero

9/11/09- Commemorative Lights

Future Plans

"...as ye are desirous to come into the fold of God, and to be called His people, and are willing to bear one another's burdens, that they may be light; yea, and are willing to mourn with those that mourn; yea, and comfort those that stand in need of comfort, and to stand as witnesses of God at all times and in all things, and in all places that ye may be in..."
Mosiah 18:8-9

OH Fine! I'll Come Back!

Once upon a time, it was the beginning of the summer.

A lot transpired during the summer and I have not set finger on this blog or even looked at anyone else's.
Because the thought of giving great details about all my adventures makes me tired, I will accomplish a little something with some quick phrases.

Arizona-
Drove by myself; listened to Harry Potter 7 on CD
Stopped in Vegas to see Natalie & fam
Ate In n Out
Saw Rachel & fam
Ate In n Out
Saw Mandy & Nate
Met Baby Graydon
Ate delicious shaved ice at Bahama Bucks
Lost at Settler's of Catan every night
Michael Jackson died


Georgia
Spent quality time with Dave; together we mourned the loss of EFY, being our first summer of retirement
Decided that things in Georgia are way too far apart and because of all the trees everywhere, it always feels like you're on the same road
Rocked out with Davey Archuleta
Went to a kangaroo conservation...field? There was an albino kangaroo
Perused through a replica of an alpine village and had excellent funnel cake
Experience the Coke Factory
I love Dave, Dave is my best pal.

Hill Cumorah Pageant- Palmyra, NY
Enjoyed awesome professional directors, costumers, special effects, stage crew, and flawless organization
Landed the part of sensual dancer in the wickedness of Jerusalem before it was destroyed long long ago
Met an amazing life long friend, Jeminee, and had the lovely privilege of being her personal assistant/handicap helper after she totally munched her ankle the first dance rehearsal and was on crutches the whole rest of the time!
Got to share the Gospel of Jesus Christ and the added joy of the Book of Mormon through performance and teaching
Hung out with some funny people
Had a crush on an 18 year old
Got a huge range of reactions to my age and my current state of life, which wasn't super fun
Was stalked by a bearded man
Had fun with Lisa and her family
Came to the conclusion that the Pageant experience is not exactly a replacement for EFY and I probably wouldn't do it again unless I do someday with my future family
Got a cold




Florida
Worked 4 shifts as a chipmunk in the extreme heat and loved it
Signed in and toured around Lisa's mom and siblings in the extreme heat and had a blast
Saw some friends
Spent lots of time with Jamie, who I love
We went to Vero Beach and stayed in a Disney resort for a couple nights and it was blissful actually...fantastic!
At said resort, Jamie got super slammed by a wave...twice in a row... and was covered with tiny shells and rocky sand in every crevise of her body. A bit traumatic, but hilarious later. We were scrubbing them out of her scalp for some hours.
Cold turned to ear infection




Oregon
Road tripped with the parents through Boise up to Medford to be at my bro's house
Had lots of diaherea on the way
Unwillingly listened to a lot of Beach Boys and Brian Wilson
Had loads of fun playing tennis with the fam everyday
Celebrated 3 birthdays- one 40th :P
Went waterskiing :)
Rode bikes
Cold and ear infection turned into crazy tonsil infection and conjuctivitis (puss coming out the red irritated eyes)

And now the school year has started! It's not too bad. I have 4th graders this year and they are quite young and incompetent. Oh and in the last couple weeks I rode wave runners a couple times, had a colonoscopy, Kevin graduated, and I super glued a plastic piece from the air mattress to my finger.

My First Rodeo, I am Not a Hick

I am from California. I grew up climbing big trees, eating apricots off trees, running through sprinklers, going to the beach, waterskiing, swimming at our HOA pool, dancing at the studio, playing in the city softball league, going on Girl Scout outings and Indian Princess campouts-my outside toys were bikes, rollerblades, scooters, and Skip it. Sunshine most of the time, and never snow. It was perfect; not missing a thing as far as I'm concerned. (Well, except a sister, but I digress).

Did you see that I mentioned nothing of farms, cowboy boots, hats, horses, calves, lambs, lassos, or bulls? I don't think I even knew exactly what a rodeo was until...a few days ago. I am severely allergic to all animals, by the way. My first rodeo experience was in the pouring rain and we sat right above the animal coop, or whatever it's called. I was freezing, wet, and wheezing. I was not born and bread to be a hick. BUT, I can see how it could be fun, ha ha! We did eat strawberries and cream that were delicious. And I loved the motorcycle trick part. I'm happy I got to enjoy the festivities with Kip, who loves rodeos.

My Longest Friend...

Cameron Alexander Henderson

Cute Cam and I grew up across the street from each other on Ethelinda Way in the perfect Brea, CA. We used to do all kinds of things together...ride bikes, play on the dirt hill, do puppet shows, choreograph our own dance shows to be performed in my entry way (with a spotlight), attempted building a club house-but stained the driveway with wood glue...the list goes on.
Anyway, I just wanted to give a little tribute to him and our friendship because I adore him so much. I just got to see him last weekend because he is touring with Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and they came on through SLC. The show was cute and all, but he's the best part of course. It was really great to spend some time with him!

This Is the Place Heritage Park

So, there was an LDS youth conference going on at the park and it was swarming with Mormon teenagers (a setting I obviously have grown quite accostomed to). Cameron thought it was pretty hilarious and he looked pretty funny walking through the mix of them all so we thought we'd get him a picture :)

After the show, with my Mama

Kelly Clarkson in the Rain!

Funny Story:

So, my pal Mindy scored some free tickets to the Kelly Clarkson concert (Yes!) and I was lucky enough to accompany her. The venue was the UVU baseball stadium field in Orem...hmmm...never had a concert there before.

We were pretty excited and had our blankets and snacks ready. It had been a pretty cloudy/rainy day, as has been the theme of the last couple weeks here in "happy valley." So, we park with not too much trouble, but then, low and behold- the line of death. Everyone just had general admission lawn tickets so an ENORMOUS line had formed starting at the front gate and extending a couple miles at least. I don't think I can sufficiently exaggerate the length of the line. But, I cheerfully got in the line and didn't think much of it.

After a few seconds I look over and see that Mindy is ANXIOUS and stressed, maybe even a little panicky.
S: "You alright Mind?"
M: "Well, what is this line? Are we even in the right line? Are we going to get in on time?"
S: "Not sure...looks like this is the only line, I'm sure it'll be fine..."
M: "I think I might go check it out.."
S: "You go ahead and investigate, whatever will make you feel better..."

....... .......do da do ....... ......standin' in the line ........ .......people watching ....... .......run into friend Amy from Florida ....... ......not moving ...... ......ten minutes go by ...... ......Cell phone rings, it's Mindy

S: "Hey, what's the scoop?"
M: "Oh my gosh Shell, just get outa line and come up here!"
S: "What? Where? Are you sure?"
M: "Oh yeah, they've only got two people up here checking tickets, it's gonna take forever! I mean, we're supposed to wait in that line, but it's so long. I can't wait in that line. Just walk up here trust me!"
S: "Whatever you say! I put my life into your hands now."

.... .....walking ...... .....wow, this line really is long! ..... .....walking ..... .....see sign that says, "No outside food or drink" .....dam* it! ..... .....hurry and wrap all the snacks in the blanket ..... ......finally see Mindy standing to the side of the security checkpoint!

S: (whispered) "So? What are we doing?"
M: "Just come here..."

Mindy proceeds to take me over to some tween girls with braces that are about 4 people back from the front of the line, and says to them in a very sweet innocent tone, "Uhm, can we get in line with you girls?"
Tweens: "Sure"

AND IN WE GO!!! BRILLIANT!!! WHY DON'T I THINK LIKE THAT?

Twas raining, but we had a blast singing and dancing around, and there was a beautiful rainbow!

And Summer Begins with...the Disney Wonder!!!

I have realized that I often blog about only the really awesome exciting things that happen in my life, and not too much of the day-to-day experiences. I'm a "fun seeker," as my father would say, so I'm not surprised about this habit. But, I promise I do live a normal routined life much of the time! It's a good life mostly and a lot of funny things happen that I should be better about sharing! And there are definitely the typical number of challenges in my world. So, that will be a goal, to express more of that...but as for right now, more thrills!

After a pretty busy and hectic school year with 35 6th graders, summer couldn't come fast enough... So you might imagine the happiness/relief/joy/excitement/bliss that a Disney Cruise could bring just a mere two days after the last day of school! And with Jamie, Ally, and Lisa- a reunion of us still single ladies from the college crew! We really had a blast, it was perfect! I had done this same cruise once before with Jamie and 10 other Florida friends, and this time was just as wonderful! Three of my favorite things on the planet are: Disney, sun, ocean and Three of my favorite friends are Jamie, Ally, Lisa. Can't get much better folks, it really can't. I realize how blessed and lucky I am to have the opportunities that I do and the fantastic friends that color all the corners of my life!

Ready or not?!

ALL ABOARD!!!

The TOP 6 best things about this Disney Cruise:

1. After the Sail Away Party countdown, the ship's horn toots "When You Wish Upon a Star" and I cry!!! Real tears!

2. Amazing food 24 hours a day!

3. A maid to clean your room and make your bed!

4. So much fun swimming in pools and oceans!

5. Characters and Entertainment

6. Adventure and Beauty!