The Great WALT DISNEY

"If you can dream it, you can do it."

"I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter."

"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."

"All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them."

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Koufax


Go ahead, "Awwwwwwwwwwww" all you want because THAT is a cute puppy!

He belongs to my mother and his name is Koufax, after Sandy Koufax of the Dodgers (back in the day when baseball was awesome). He's a Yorkie, which we discovered is the only breed that really works out in the family, since my dad and I are both super allergic to dogs.

*(see note of digression at bottom of post later)

Thankfully, my cous Kevin got his Yorkie (Jaxon) a little over a year ago, so he served as an experiment...turns out that due to the pH of their "human" hair, we do just fine, until we're licked...then there's a slight rash that appears :-p

BUT we have loved Jaxon; hence Koufax for my mom's 59th birthday. She's a big time dog person and has waited since she was a teenager to have one again. Consequently, I haven't hardly heard from her since the arrival of Koufax to the family...she's occupied. He's adorable!


Me 'n my cute roomies :-) I should mention here that my great friend Jessica moved in with Lisa and I a month ago and I could not be happier about it!!! We've been buddies since back in my California EFY working days, and now she has a job in Utah and is living with us! It's fantastic!
Okay...so...ha ha...unfortunately, THIS is Koufax's favorite place to be! Like...he hunts me down, chases me, and the second I sit down he finds it and well,...tries to go to town. It's crazy. He better grow out of it.

...and that is how tiny he is compared to Jaxon! Their first interaction was very unexpected. Koufax was so excited he could hardly stand it and was bounding around after Jaxon like a little bunny, but Jaxon wanted nothing to do with him! He even growled at him a few times! Super weird and kind of sad. Hopefully he'll be nicer to the poor pup next time!
*I have something to say about being allergic to dogs...IT IS OUT OF OUR CONTROL PEOPLE! I swear, the dog lovers and dog owners of the world make me crazy with their looks and reactions of sheer confusion or utter disdain when I tell them I'm really allergic to dogs, including their precious pet. Usually they don't get it and either seem offended or just let their dogs roam around me anyway! As if to say, "Meh, it can't be THAT bad." ...Tryin' to sniff my crotch, jumping on me, licking me, rubbing their dander all over my pants...uhg. What the heck? No people, I most likely CAN'T pet your dog without accidentally touching my eye in a few seconds and having it swell to the size of a golf ball. I probably can't sit on your couch without dog residue getting all over my clothes and turning me into a sneezing/nose running idiot. I may not even be able to breathe the air in your home for longer than about 20 minutes before my lungs start to close and I begin wheezing . If it licks me, I WILL get a nasty welted rash. To you non-allergic humans who don't understand I say, we aren't kidding! It's not a joke! Put your dogs outside or in a different room and vacum those couches like crazy if an allergic person is comin' over. I know the dog is a part of the family, but perhaps value the human lungs over the feelings of your dog? Just sayin'! And I hope you're laughing right now because I am...I mean no hate at all....I just think it's an anomaly that this unfortunate condition makes me less favorable, almost an outcast of society, as if I have commited some crime. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

5 comments:

Alys said...

My chihuahua, who is 2, still loves to find the same spot to get warm. Hopefully Koufax will grow out of it.

Brynn said...

I wish I was allergic to dogs. Then I'd have a reason to hate them. Instead I get accused of being a heartless person because I don't enjoy dog hair and saliva all over me. Yeah Koufax is cute now, but he won't be a puppy forever.

Torre said...

Oh!! Can't your mom bring him for show and tell at the school? Too cute!

FamilyKolbaba said...

Brynn, I don't know who you are, but amen sister. I don't hate dogs, I have little moments when I don't think they're all bad, but I'm mostly just indifferent. However, the saliva and hair all over you and your house and your kids and your stuff? Yeah, ick.

dr. o said...

hahahahhahaha "rubbin your dander all over my pants." Oh you make me so happy. :) Cute dog, koufax- like the yankees. :)